The Powers That Be have changed the rules so we aren’t allowed to expound on
the records we consumed and were consumed by in the traditional longwinded
MRR manner, so if you want to read my full 2015 musical rollercoaster ride (ten
LPs! Ten 45s! more than ten cassettes! Ten reissues!
you must wait a bit... Also I present to you the “Records that were released in the weird purgatory that is the
End of the Year and so missed full consideration for last year’s list AND this
year’s list” zone right here in this intro… 2014 slipped thru the cracks: THE
INTENDED “Huguenot/The Alchemist” 45, WITCHING WAVES –“Fear of Falling
Down” LP… both of which were amongst my most listened to discs of 2015.
Anyway here is a tiny slice of the records I was couldn’t stop flippin out to in
2015, perhaps one of the worst years in human memory?!
CCTV – Quiet EP
Favorite disc of 2015! Nervous furtive fraught invocations of the indignities of
modern life, anxiety and paranoia, everything sounds like it was recorded on a
boombox at the wrong speed adding to the strange feeling of otherworldliness,
like walking through a dead mall full of fake plants and broken ideas. It’s perfectly
retro, really sounds like a recently excavated secret basement from the 1979
New Wave/punk collision, but it’s from now, and is fresh yet eternal. SU TISSUE
dreamscape.
SACRED PAWS – Six Songs 12”
Perfect record! It’s so energizing and uplifting, total power with an untouchable
dreamy/introspective feeling that leaves me reeling. This is post-punk
insurrection, like what I imagined SLITS sounded like when I found out that
NENEH CHERRY was in a later incarnation of the group…Freedom! Everything
Rachel Aggs does is 100% and this is no exception. Her guitar style borrows
from the coolest early ’80s London post-punk adventure girls and the most
transcendent African Highlife and with the addition of her former GOLDEN
GRRLS bandmate Eilidh there’s an added extra layer of melancholic beauty to
these uplifting numbers. Listened to this an insane amount of times, truly a great
LP.
PATSY – Tuley Tude High/Paradise 45
I think PATSY features Nathan and Candice from MYSTIC INANE (who put out
two of the best 45s this year!) and this demonstrates that you should just buy
everything they do. Killer killer killer! If Dez Cadena was a girl and new
dimensions in modern rehashes of previous ideas of punk was a possibility.
AQUARIAN BLOOD – Savage Mind EP
Total destruction! Like ANGRY ANGLES discovered FATHER YOD and PCP
and combined all these things into an insane wall of destruction and woe! I think
this band is expansive and features many participants but the driving force being
former members of NOTS and a current member of EX-CULT should make your
blood pressure rise suitably if you have any sense.
LIME CRUSH – Graveyard EP
Singer sounds like she should be in KLEENEX, music is somewhere between the
more garagey HUGGY BEAR stuff and the PHANTOM PREGNANCIES and this
7” is a non stop killer lurching punk attack!
SNEAKS – Gymnastics LP
Further evidence the DC scene has experienced major / incendiary rejuvenation
in the past couple years… Incredible CHANDRA / 99 Records configuration that I
just can’t stop listening to.
VIAL – You’re Not Safe EP
Krista is an incredible and iconic front person, with a remarkable voice, like if
DINAH CANCER was a tough HC girl?! I’ve seen em cover LAST RITES’
“Chunks” but they’ve also get compared to FLIPPER and the BAGS! I think of
them as a hardcore band but have gotten in arguments with people about it,
perhaps because women are never truly “hardcore” according to the general
punk populace?! I have no idea how anyone could listen to this and not think that
it’s a hardcore record though. The guitar is burly in a classic Touch n Go manner,
the lyrics are smart and to the point, and interrogate gentrification and gender
constructs as well as total alienation/anxiety. I love this band, and this 45 is killer.
BLACK TIME – Aerial Gobs of Love LP
All hail BLACK TIME, architects of the brutal and arcane…Transporting the
listener to the collapsing concrete shopping centers of London, in which girls and
boys as informed as much by the Medway Sound as the Situationist ideal hack
out a new / old existence in the ashes of commerce. What other group could
summon thoughts of HUGGY BEAR, SWELL MAPS, early Michigan garage
sounds, Musique Concrète, girls in bootleg Mary Quant / Bridget Riley get ups
reading Sheila Delaney’s teenage works…BLACK TIME is the way and the truth.
The sound of irate bedroom masterworks—when Lemmy Caution shouts he’s got
no expectations you can feel that tool Jagger’s smug sprawl of expectations
slowly eating away at the earth… Janey Too-bad’s voice on the title track makes
me wanna grab a Silvertone and join the WHAT FOUR (or the MOD 4). Anyway
this is a piercing, shambling, devastating view into two years of bedroom
recordings by London’s only garage band
MIDNITE SNAXX – Don’t Wake Me Up/ Shades 45
Never really paid attention to these punkers, I remember their ealier records
being sort of more power pop/Bomp! girlsound, which is cool, but not always
what I want. Then this sick 45 appeared and I realized I needed to shape the fuck
up. Insane KBD/Girls in the Garage hybrid sounds for furious modernists! Kill or
be killed.
SHITFUCKS – Det Är Ditt Fel EP
I described this to a friend as “the Swedish ABORTED with an insane possessed
lady who could be in KLEENEX or RUTTO singing” and if that isn’t want you
want out of life then I can’t help you.
Runners up: MYSTIC INANE – both 45s, DRINKS – LP / PIERRE & BASTIEN
LP / NOTS – 45 /TERRY – EP/ ANGIE LP /LA MISMA LP / VEXX – EP /
/CONEHEADS LP / VIAL – EP / VIOLENCE CREEPS flexi+EP / BLACK ABBA –
45 / LA MISMA LP / SHOPPING – LP
CASSETTES/DEMOS:
BLACK ABBA, G.L.O.S.S., MOZART, THE WORLD, AQUARIAN BLOOD,
SUSAN, UROCHROMES, FREAK, VERTIGO, JJ DOLL, BIG BLEACH,
PENNYCRESS, GENDERDOG, NAIL CLUB, 100%, RAYS, SBSM, GAUCHE.
REISSUES
INDEX-45/BIKINI KILL-Revolution Girl Style Now-LP / PINK SECTION – LP /
INFLATABLE BOY CLAMS 2xEP / STICK MEN WITH RAY GUNS – LP /
PLASTIX – Ich Bin Modern! LP / TOŽIBABE – Dežuje EP / SCHUND – EP /
SOBERANÍA PERSONAL – Benditos Sean Muñecos Que Pegan LP / BROKEN
TALENT – Rules No One LP / BILLY SYNTH / DEPARTMENTSTORE SANTAS
– LP / MERCENÁRIAS – Demo 1983 EP / THE ELECTRONIC HOLE - The
Electronic Hole / COUNTRY TEASERS – Empire Strikes Back LP
THINGS TO LOOK FORWARD TO IN 2016:
COURTNEYS LP, SPIDER AND THE WEBS LP, WITCHING WAVES LP, IN
SCHOOL EP, VEXX, MOZART 45, HYSTERICS discog LP, JJ DOLL triple LP,
PIECE WAR 12”, THE WORLD EP (former members of Pang and Penny
Machine! Plus Andy Human, coolest new local group!) also the punks demand
more Patsy, more Black Abba, more SBSM, more Nots, more ONJ and more
CCTV. Along with more Low Life and Constant Mongrel, more Total Control too.
As the wise sage Tomata Du Plenty once inferred: if I can’t have what I
want / I don’t want anything.